Andy White

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Day: May 27, 2021

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The Locksmith Trade – The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Are you thinking about becoming a locksmith? Many people ask me about my profession when I arrive at a job site. The idea of working with the public, working with hand tools, making a quick buck on lock-out calls, and of course the power and ability to unlock doors, cars and safes is quite intoxicating for some people. I don’t place help wanted ads, but nevertheless I average one unsolicited résumé a month via e-mail. Usually it arrives from an eager teenager looking to do an apprenticeship. O.J.T. (on-the-job training) is a fine way to go if you can get the gig. That’s precisely how I started. That and reading every trade magazine I could get my hands on, endless hours doing research on the web, taking classes, attending trade expos, and talking with any locksmith who would take the time to chat with me (and many would, so long as I wasn’t one of their competitors). But that’s how it is for most lock jocks. Once you begin work as a locksmith it gets under your skin. It consumes you and becomes an obsession. That’s not exactly a bad thing after all; to be (God willing) financially successful at what you enjoy is a great way to pay the bills. There is, however, a price to pay that does not fit with most people’s lifestyle, and thus — the purpose of this article.

5 Things a Residential Locksmith Can do for You — urdesignmag

The Good: Helping the public and making a few bucks while doing it. First off, I rarely charge to unlock a car or house when there is a child locked inside. When I get the call, usually from a panicked parent declaring his or her child is locked inside a car, I rush to the scene. There are few better moments for me as a locksmith than seeing the relief in a mother’s eyes when I unlock the door and she pulls her child from a sweltering car on a warm summer day. “You’re my HERO,” she says as she holds her child close with tears in her eyes. “No charge ma’am. We don’t charge for children locked in cars. If you like, for a small fee, I can make you a copy of your car’s door key so it’s less likely to happen again.” They almost always say yes, and the payment for the key usually accompanies a tip. The “up sale” is simply to cover my gas going out on the call, and the tip, if any, buys me lunch.

The rest of my jobs are typically for-profit jobs. Still, over half of what I charge goes right back into the company in the form of gas, insurance, advertising, trade organization dues, license fees, vehicle maintenance, tools, supplies, and other expenses.

As a locksmith 24/7 you will never get rich, but if you play your cards right you could retire well. The plan, as I read in a popular trade magazine, is to sell a well-established shop with a long list of customer accounts, while owning and collecting rent on the property the shop sits on. It’s even better if you own an entire complex and collect rent from your shop’s neighbors, too. I personally know a retired locksmith who did exactly this and I understand he is doing quite well for himself.

Many locksmiths make and sell tools and/or reference books, or teach classes (as I do) to supplement their income.

The Bad: Being on call 24/7. After-hours and weekend service can account for a large part, if not most when first starting out, of your income. Then there are the late night calls. 2am, half drunk and he can’t find his car keys: “I’m sorry sir — I can’t help you drive your car tonight, but if you call me in the morning I will be happy to assist you.”

The locksmith industry is a highly regulated (but necessarily so) security industry. The licenses, insurances, and bonds you have to carry can cost a small fortune. I have a city business license, a state locksmith license, a State Contractor’s License for lock and security work, two insurance policies (general liability and commercial vehicle insurance), two different bonds, and I am a member of two major national trade organizations. In California, you need to be fingerprinted and pass State and Federal background tests. I am also a member of some local organizations including the Chico Chamber of Commerce and the North Valley Property Owner’s Association.

The cost of running a business like this can be overwhelming and there is always another tool you need to buy, another software update, or replacement parts/tools that need to be ordered. I am currently saving up for a high security key machine that retails for $5,800.

Let’s not forget the paperwork. You will need to keep legal forms for customers to fill out and detailed records of who, what, where and when. The last thing you want to do is make keys to a car or house for someone who does not have authority to hold a key to that property.

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The Great Revolution in Facial Bio-Stimulation

With the fury of vanity sweeping the planet, the rise of plastic surgery is only expected to encompass the men of the world. Men now account for over 10% of breast jobs performed each year. While this is a surprising statistic, it’s not the only popular plastic surgery technique for men.

Phalloplasty – Making a plausible guess from the name or understanding the male psyche means that you know exactly what it is. Penis enlargement surgery. For men this may seem like a godsend, but it’s not as good as you might think …

Medium phalloplasty adds 1/2 inch to the length of your manhood.
It is a very worrying operation.
Most men who have phalloplasty operations suffer from penile dysmorphic disorder in which a man believes his penis is small regardless of its size. No physical operations will help here.
Breast reduction surgery – Often a little exercise can cure moobs; push-ups, weight training, fat loss can reduce the fat content in the PRP Facial
male chest area. Sometimes, however, excess fat is part of an individual’s makeup and surgery may be the only cure. Over one million men a year opt for the surgery.

Hair Transplants – While not something you can immediately think of when referring to plastic surgery for men, this is certainly a cosmetic procedure.

Rhinoplasty – In 2010, men no longer strive for that sturdy look to attract women. Too well-groomed, boy-band lookalikes are everywhere, and with that look comes the need for a perfectly formed nose. Nose surgeons have to rub their hands.

Liposuction – Do you have a few extra pounds around your waist, hips, legs? Liposuction can probably help, but it’s such an extreme solution. While I think most people can sympathize with a man who has surgery to correct a physical deformity, small penis, or premature baldness, not many will understand an operation in a couple of visits to the gym per week.

The best way to get physical attraction is still to be fit and healthy, but we can now get a helping hand from a local plastic surgeon.

It is difficult to find adequate information on plastic surgery. Unbiased information for men who wish to improve themselves can also be difficult.…

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